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If you would like to visit me, you will need to make an appointment.  Same day appointments are always available, if my time allows.  I am available to accept calls, and entertain guests Monday through Friday 9am to 7pm (that means I turn into a pumpkin at 7pm), and Saturday 9am to 4pm (again, 4pm is pumpkin time).  These times are set in stone, especially my end of day times.  Outside of these hours my phone is turned off, and I'm enjoying my personal time.  If you call me outside of my available hours, your call will be returned the next time I turn on my phone, so make sure to tell me if that won't be convenient for you.   Calls and texts that are received between 9pm and 6am will be deleted without reply, along with calls or texts from blocked or restricted numbers.  Contacting me in the middle of the night shows a lack of respect for me, and will win you no points with me.  If I am unavailable during the hours that I'm scheduled to be available, it means that I am already committed, or in rare instances I have a doctor, dentist, or other professional  appointment.  It is important to note that I am only available to see a certain number of friends per day, so if I've already committed myself to that number of people, my availability will be finished for the day, regardless of the time.  Please call early in the day to avoid disappoint.  I'm am generally not available on major holidays (New Year's Day, Easter, Memorial Day, Independence Day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving Day, and Christmas Day). 

If it is our first time meeting, you should call me from an unblocked personal phone, leave a voicemail and wait for a return call.  If you want to contact me via text or email for our first meeting, you will need to provide at least 2 references.  References are the names and contact information for other providers that can vouch for you.  If you cannot provide that information, you will need to call me instead of texting or emailing.  Unfortunately, for my safety, I cannot make any exceptions to this rule.

If we have met before, you can contact me via telephone, text, or email, provided that your current contact information matches up with the contact information you used for our previous meeting.  If you are calling as a couple, the call must come for the female half of the couple.

My contact information is:

Cell Phone:  760-522-1565

Cell Phone:  760-474-3094


Texting is reserved for friends I've already made.  If we haven't met, please call instead

My hourly rates:

Friday January 20 and Saturday January 21 I will not be available.

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