FS = full service = BJ + Sex

FDAU = face down ass up

Get Brain = blow job

Get Comfortable = get completely naked

GFE = girlfriend experience, like you are with your real girlfriend.

GFE lite = Lite-GFE = substitutions: CBJ vs BBBJ and sometimes no/light kissing vs DFK.

GFE++ = RBGFE with extras (like CIM, swallow, greek)

GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor

GND = girl next door

Greek = anal sex, back door

GS = golden shower = urination play

GSM = g-spot massage

happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage

hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty

Hat = condom

HDH = high dollar hottie

HE = happy ending

HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release

HH = half hour

HM = high mileage

HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven

HWP = height and weight proportionate

hooker = prostitute

IMHO = in my humble opinion

interpreter = condom

Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks

ISO = in search of

KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE except with CBJ

kitty = vagina (Bald=clean shaven; Partly Shaved=landing strip; Trimmed = manicured; Natural)

Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.

LASER = Mini review format: Looks, Attitude, Sex, Expense, Repeat?

LD = lap dance

LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)

LE = ellie = law enforcement

LK = light kissing, closed mouth

LMP = latina massage parlor

LOS = land of smiles = Thailand

LPIN = legal prostitute in Nevada

mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor

MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, San Francisco Strip Club

MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG

MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck

Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District

Missionary = man on top, girl on back

mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair

monty = streetwalker stroll: Monterey/1st St San Jose CA

MP = massage parlor

MP = multiple pops = multiple releases

MSC = Market Street Cinema, San Francisco Strip Club

MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases

NCT = New Century Theatre, San Francisco Strip Club

non-pro = civilian, not a professional provider

NP = no problem

NSA = no strings attached

OP = original poster, original post

OWO = oral without condom

OWOTC = oral without condom to completion

P2P = private to private, typically uncovered, rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration

papasan = male manager of a massage parlor

party hat = condom

PIV = penis in vagina

PL = Pathetic Loser

PM = prostate massage or private message (inbox)

PO = phone operator (for making appointments)

PS = private show (Dance)

PSE = Porn Star Experience

PV = private viewing (Dance)

PYT = pretty young thing

RA = relaxation assistant, masseuse in a massage parlor

raincoat = condom

RB = myredbook.com

RBGFE = myRedBook's definintion of GFE (BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG)

RBGFE+ = RBGFE + bonus, could be greek, cim, swallow

Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away

Reverse massage = you massage her

rimming = analingus

RMP = Russian Massage Parlor

ROB = Rip Off Bitch

Roman shower = vomit play

RPG = role playing games

Rub -N-Tug = Massage with a happy ending

Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck

SC = Strip Club

self-service = you masturbate

semi-pro = someone who escorts informally as a side business.

SF = San Francisco

SG = street girl

shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer

SO = significant other

SOG = shot on goal = one release

SOMF = sat on my face

south of the border = gential region

southern france = BBBJ

SP = Service Provider

SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA

spanish = ATM = ass to mouth

spinner = very petite, thin girl

starfish = anus, or girl that is unresponsive in bed

STD = sexually transmitted disease

stroll = path frequented by street walkers

SW = street walker

TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor

teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth

TG = transgender

 

TGTBT = too good to be true

TIA = thanks in advance

Tina = crystal meth

TJ = Tijuana, Mexico

TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave

TLC = tender loving care

TLD = topless lap dance

tossing salad = analingus

Trip to islands = greek = anal sex

Troll = rude and hideous PL

Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum

TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.

TS = transexual

TUMA = tongue up my ass

TV = transvestite

UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ

UTR = under the radar, does not advertise

WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this)

XOXO = Kisses & Hugs

YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.

1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service

411 = seeking information

420 = 4:20 = marijuana

69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time

$ = $100

$$ = $200

$$$ = $300

$$$.5 = $350 (get it?)

incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.

outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room.

two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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